Jokes, Riddles, and Tongue Twisters

  • Cassie can't cook cookies.

    Jenna
    Age 8
    From NE

  • Good girls get great grades.

    Patricia
    Age 11
    From FL

  • Sammy slipped on slippery slush.

    Stephanie
    Age 9
    From WI

  • Timothy Till trained twelve tigers to taste tuna.

    Michaela
    Age 10
    From GA

  • Haylee: "Why was the boy's report card all wet?" Katie: "I don't know. Why?" Haylee: "Because it was below C level."

    Clarissa
    Age 8
    From PA

  • A teacher told outstanding tales.

    Amy
    Age 8
    From FL

  • Six spotted spiders sipped cider and stared at Sally.

    Kassidie
    Age 10
    From IN

  • Silly Sam sang a silly song to Sarah.

    Sarabeth
    Age 11
    From FL

  • Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net.

    Mishu
    Age 7
    From NY

  • Sarah Sling sings seven songs.

    Princess
    Age 9
    From AK

  • What do you say if you have a cold during Christmas? 'Tis the sneezon!

    Catharine
    Age 10
    From HI

  • Harry had a horrible headache hurting him.

    Starr
    Age 9
    From OH

  • Trained turtles trotted to the track.

    Amber
    Age 10
    From CO

  • Sam sells seven shells at the seashore.

    Amanda
    Age 7
    From FL

  • Erion ate eight apples.

    Erion
    Age 7
    From IL

  • What do you get if you cross a bee and a telephone?

    A buzzy signal.

    Amanda
    Age 9
    From WA

  • What's the loudest food? Ice cream.

    Kathryn
    Age 6
    From MD

  • The purple people picked up a pail of pickled peppers.

    Mackensie
    Age 8
    From TN

  • Anna and Ali ate an apple.

    Alysa
    Age 8
    From MN

  • Sally got some salted salmon.

    Eileen
    Age 11
    From CA

  • Three guys walked into a building. You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it!

    Sara, Haley, & Brett
    Age 11
    From AR

  • Six silly snakes named Sam sold seashells at the seashore.

    Sophia
    Age 7
    From NH

  • What did they say in the cookie's wedding?

    Here crumbs the bride.

    Pablo
    Age 6
    From CA

  • What did the banana say to the hippo? Nothing. Bananas can't talk!

    Samuel
    Age 6
    From MA

  • Knock, knock.Who's there?Adam.Adam who?Adam up and give me the total.

    Magdalena
    Age 8
    From IL

  • Highlights has hilarious hidden pictures.

    Lorraine
    Age 7
    From CA

  • Peter, Polly and Penny had a picnic and ate a pickle.

    Gabby
    Age 8
    From TX

  • Friendly Frank flipped five fine flapjacks for Phillip.

    Julia
    Age 9
    From NY

  • Lacy Lou loves to laugh.

    Courtney
    Age 8
    From AZ

  • What do you do when you're on a horse and there is a dragon on each side of you, a poison spider behind you, and a lion in front of you?

    Get off the merry-go-round!

    Hannah
    Age 7
    From NJ

  • Terry Tomato taught Tasha Tangerine to tell time.

    Selena
    Age 9
    From TX

  • I told ten tough tongue twisters!

    April
    Age 7
    From NC

  • Casey Cat can't cook chocolate chip cookies.

    Katie
    Age 7
    From TX

  • "Sorry, Sarah," said Sadie sadly.

    Allison
    Age 9
    From MD

  • Sally sewed a shawl for her friend Shelley.

    Jordan
    Age 9
    From AR

  • Barbara Baker baked buttered bagels.

    Brittany
    Age 10
    From MA

  • Emily: "Why did the computer cross the road?" Annaley: "To get to the other side?" Emily: "No. Because the chicken programmed it!"

    Aria
    Age 6
    From UT

  • Sally sat and sipped soda silently.

    Autumn
    Age 8
    From MI

  • Beautiful blue butterflies bounce beyond brilliant begonias beneath branches.

    Hazel
    Age 11
    From GA

  • Tell Tracy to trade me her tasty chicken tenders!

    Kianna
    Age 10
    From IL

  • What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork-chop.

    John
    Age 8
    From NE

  • Sally sends soda to Sierra.

    Katie
    Age 6
    From OR

  • Larry Lima licks lemons and limes.

    Marisa
    Age 10
    From FL

  • Carrie carried cute cats in a carriage.

    Quinn
    Age 8
    From CA

  • Greedy Ginger Gorilla grabbed granola.

    Chasey
    Age 9
    From GA

  • Sallie saw seven cell phones on Saturday.

    Willow
    Age 8
    From SC

  • Lisa laughs loudly lately.

    Lisa
    Age 9
    From IL

  • Lily's purple plastic purse is pretty.

    Vladyslava
    Age 8
    From TX

  • Hannah has horrible hiccups.

    Hannah
    Age 6
    From OH

  • Bobby's baby brother blows bubbles.

    Ying-cho
    Age 9

  • I told ten tough tongue twisters!

    Alyssa
    Age 8
    From NY

  • Amber and Allie ate apples.

    Emily
    Age 8
    From CO

  • Penny Pear and Peter Peach each teach Pepe Pepper to paint pretty pictures.

    Selena
    Age 9
    From TX

  • Peter passed the pie.

    Jackson
    Age 6
    From CO

  • What sound do two porcupines make when they kiss?

    Ouch!

    Nathan
    Age 9
    From AL

  • What's part tree and part pig? A porky-pine (porcupine).

    Angela
    Age 8
    From MN

  • Silly Sally saw seashells on a sandy beach.

    Taylor
    Age 7
    From SC

  • Snoopy sat sipping soda on Sunday!

    Abigail
    Age 8
    From NC

  • Kelie's kite could fly to Canada, Kentucky, Californa, and Kansas.

    Kelie
    Age 10
    From OK

  • Why was the cookie crying?

    Because his mother had been a wafer so long.

    Payton
    Age 7
    From NE

  • Casey Cat kicked Caitlyn's cart.

    Dana
    Age 6
    From VA

  • Sandy sold seven seashells sitting on sand.

    Shannoya
    Age 9
    From FL

  • Why did the elephant eat the candle? Because he wanted a light snack!

    Maya
    Age 7
    From CA

  • Two tall toucans told twelve tongue twisters to teachers.

    Jerri
    Age 8
    From MD

  • What did the baby banana say to the mama banana?

    I don't peel good.

    Samantha
    Age 8
    From TX

  • Seven silly seals were splashing so softly.

    Elizabeth
    Age 8
    From CA

  • My flip-flop fell off five times.

    Tiyonna
    Age 14
    From NE

  • What do snakes put on their kitchen floor?

    Reptiles.

    Elizabeth
    Age 8
    From LA

  • Person: "Doctor, I feel like a wheelbarrow." Doctor: "Don't let people push you around."

    Mia
    Age 10
    From CA

  • Six snakes slithered down a slippery hill.

    Gianna
    Age 8
    From NJ

  • Six shy sheep sleep soundly.

    Michelle
    Age 12
    From CA

  • Sam and Sonya sing some songs.

    Nia
    Age 9
    From MO

  • What do you call a chocolate bunny that has been out in the sun too long?

    A runny bunny.

    Alevia
    Age 10
    From AL

  • What do a tomato and an elephant have in common? Neither one of them can ride a bike!

    Cassia
    Age 10
    From GA

  • Harry hopes he can hop hundreds of hours.

    Haley
    Age 10
    From GA

  • Knock, knock.Who's there?Author.Author who?Author any more cookies in the cookie jar?

    Hailey
    Age 9
    From MI

  • Knock, knock.Who's there?Francis.Francis who?Francis a country in Europe.

    Rachel
    Age 8
    From MA

  • Susie saw a silly seal whose name was Silly Sue.

    Indira
    Age 11
    From GA

  • Millie met many many men who made mashed potatoes.

    Kayla
    Age 10
    From PA

  • Lazy Lady Lizard licked a log.

    Sarabeth
    Age 11
    From FL

  • Sheena saw seashells by the shiny seashore.

    Julian
    Age 10
    From FL

  • Tony taught Timmy to tell tongue twisters.

    Dillon
    Age 6
    From CT

  • Person: "Doctor, I feel like a wheelbarrow." Doctor: "Don't let people push you around."

    Mia
    Age 10
    From CA

  • Olivia Otter went outside to go out to eat.

    Madison
    Age 10
    From PA

  • Tall Tom took Tiny Tim to Texas.

    Alicia
    Age 10
    From FL

  • Lilly licked a lollipop at Lily Pad Lake at 11:30.

    Samantha
    Age 7
    From

  • Quiet koalas quit choir cause their chords kept crackling.

    Eva
    Age 5
    From NJ

  • Silly Sam sat on the seashore.

    Kiarra
    Age 9
    From GA

  • Six silly seagulls were sitting by the sea.

    Nikki
    Age 6
    From TX

  • How do you scramble an egg? Like this: na geg.

    Tierra
    Age 9
    From FL

  • Silly Sally sold six sailboats.

    Amber
    Age 10
    From CA

  • Why don't fish go online?

    Because they are afraid of being caught on the net!

    Kendall
    Age 9
    From NC

  • What do cows play at birthday parties? Moo-sical chairs.

    Margot
    Age 7
    From NJ

  • Ron rolled a round ball at the race.

    Sam
    Age 9
    From VA

  • If a book could cook, would the book cook with a cookbook?

    Sara
    Age 7
    From MO

  • What wakes up a rooster? An alarm clock-a-doodle-doo.

    Joyce
    Age 9
    From PA

  • Peter sells pickled peppers and peanut butter!

    Chelsea
    Age 10
    From TX

  • Maybe my mommy may move to Miami or maybe my mommy may not.

    Kallaway
    Age 7
    From NC