Tourist: Look! A bunch of cows. Cowboy: Not “bunch”—“herd.” Tourist: Heard what? Cowboy: Herd of cows. Tourist: Sure, I’ve heard of cows. Cowboy: No, a cow herd. Tourist: That’s OK. I have no secrets to keep from cows!
What do you call a bat that performs in the circus?
The other day, I was standing in the park wondering why a Frisbee gets bigger and bigger the closer it gets. Then it hit me!
Ruthie, New York
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Zany.” “Zany who?” “Zanybody have some carrots? I’m hungry!”