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A Bunch of Cows

Tourist: Look! A bunch of cows.
Cowboy: Not “bunch”—“herd.”
Tourist: Heard what?
Cowboy: Herd of cows.
Tourist: Sure, I’ve heard of cows.
Cowboy: No, a cow herd.
Tourist: That’s OK. I have no secrets to keep from cows!
Carolyn, Pennsylvania
What do you call a bat that performs in the circus?
An acrobat.
Taylor, Colorado
The other day, I was standing in the park wondering why a Frisbee gets bigger and bigger the closer it gets. Then it hit me!
Ruthie, New York
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Zany who?”
“Zanybody have some carrots? I’m hungry!”
Marcus, Utah
Where do ants go on vacation?
San Antonio.
Luke, Michigan

Art by: Rich Powell

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