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A Duck and His Bill

A duck walks into a costume store. He buys a magician costume and a mustache.
Cashier: How would you like to pay?
Duck: Put it on my bill.
Connor, Ohio
Who leads the orchestra at the zoo?
The boa conductor.
Joe, Minnesota
Foal: May I have another apple?
Horse: Absolutely not! Do you think apples grow on trees?
Amaya, Colorado
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Isabelle."
"Isabelle who?"
"Isabelle operational? I only see a broken one."
Noah, New York
Which dinosaur cries a lot?
The Cry-ceratops.
Hyebin, California

Art by: Rich Powell

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