A Duck and His Bill
A duck walks into a costume store. He buys a magician costume and a mustache.
Cashier: How would you like to pay?
Duck: Put it on my bill.
Who leads the orchestra at the zoo?
The boa conductor.
Foal: May I have another apple?
Horse: Absolutely not! Do you think apples grow on trees?
"Isabelle operational? I only see a broken one."
Noah, New York
Which dinosaur cries a lot?