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A Monster with Kids

Jack: What do you call a monster with a lot of children?
Mike: I don’t know. What?
Jack: A momster!
Dylan, Virginia
What did the Olympic runner say to the chef?
“You’re running out of thyme.”
Julia, North Carolina
Server: How was your food?
Bear: Grrr-eat!
Sophie, Washington
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Butter.”
“Butter who?”
“Butter not keep the door open. It’s cold outside.”
Adam, Pennsylvania
What did one spider ask the other spider?
“Could you connect me to the web?”
Teya, Hawaii

Art by: Rich Powell

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