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A Mouse with a Tail

Teacher: Abby, can you please spell mouse?
Abby: M-O-U-S.
Teacher: What’s at the end?
Abby: A tail.
Abby, Kentucky
What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Brendon, New Jersey
Samantha: Why was the cookie sad?
Sophia: Because that’s the way the cookie crumbles?
Samantha: No, because his mother was a wafer so long.
Samantha, Minnesota
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Shamp.”
“Shamp who?”
“Isn’t that what you use for your hair?”
Isaiah, Iowa
What is a police officer's favorite dessert?
A copcake.
Geoffry, Colorado

Art by: Rich Powell

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