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Apples and Oranges

Apple and Orange were
searching for their friend
Banana. Apple said to Orange,
“Keep your eyes peeled!”
Gabriel Lifschitz, New Jersey
What is a bee's favorite kind of apple?
Honeycrisp.
Marley Hunt, Ohio
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Hawaii.”
“Hawaii who?”
“I’m great. Hawaii you?”
Amũra Minggia, North Carolina
Atom #1: I think I just lost an electron.
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I’m positive.
Cailyn Myers, Illinois
Where do ants like to eat?
At restaur-ants.
Jackson Allen, Florida

Art by: Rich Powell

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