Cow or Bicycle
Don: My dad can’t decide whether to get a cow or a bicycle for his farm.
Pete: He’d look silly riding around on a cow.
Don: Yeah, but he’d look a lot sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
Ben, New York
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
Kelly: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays two days, and comes back on Friday. How is this possible?
Ron: The horse’s name is Friday, right?
Kelly: Correct, my good neigh-bor.
Christine, New Jersey
Ella: Want to hear the rumor about butter?
Ella: Sorry, I’d better not spread it.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Don’t look now, but something between us smells.”