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Creature Comedy

KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Of course they do. Everybody knows that.
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut we go to the movies tonight?
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Ox.
Ox who?
Ox me nicely and I'll take you out for ice cream.
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up for me, please. It's a present.
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll trip.

Art by: David Coulson

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