Dog Park Meeting
Two dogs are meeting at the dog park.
Dog 1: My owner called me the other day.
Dog 2: How did you know it was her?
Dog 1: I read the collar ID.
Which horse is the richest?
A quarter horse.
A koala and a polar bear are talking.
Koala: You cannot bear the heat.
Polar Bear: Well, you’re not koala-fied to be in the cold.
Where does a skunk do its washing up?
In the kitchen stink.
Kaitlyn, New York
Two leaves are blowing in the wind.
Leaf 1: I’m the best!
Leaf 2: You’re bragging.
Leaf 1: Sorry. Sometimes I get a little carried away.