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Favorite Tree

Angelina: What’s your favorite kind of tree?
Jason: A palm tree.
Angelina: Mine’s a poet-tree.
Angelina, California
Mom: Did you pick up your room?
Ben: I tried, but I couldn’t lift it.
Jack, Ohio
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Sherlock woke Watson and said, “Look up. What do you see?”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
Sherlock said, “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson answered, “Among the stars are planets, and some of those planets might be like Earth. Therefore, there may be life among the stars.”
“No,” said Sherlock. “It means that our tent blew away.”
Ian, Illinois
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Ashley.”
“Ashley who?”
“Ashley I changed my mind. I don’t need to come in.”
Sianna, Spain

Art by: Rich Powell

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