Jokes for the Holidays
What did one cow say to the other cow on Christmas Day?
"Dairy Christmas!"
What do vampires put on their holiday turkey?
Gravey.
How do sheep who speak Spanish say "Merry Christmas"?
Fleece Navidad!
What do mallards hang up for the holidays?
Duckorations.
What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.
