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Funny Bunny

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Bunny.”
“Bunny who?”
“Any bunny think this is funny?”
Jordyn, Alaska
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
McKenzie, Colorado
James: What is a plus sign’s favorite thing?
Ellie: I don’t know, but it’s sum-thing.
Xavier, Georgia
Why didn’t Mozart have any chickens?
They kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Jehanne, Connecticut
Mother Cat: Go to bed, please.
Kitten: But I don’t want to!
Mother Cat: That’s enough of that cattitude.
Abby, Louisiana

Art by: Rich Powell

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