“Any bunny think this is funny?”
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
James: What is a plus sign’s favorite thing?
Ellie: I don’t know, but it’s sum-thing.
Why didn’t Mozart have any chickens?
They kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Mother Cat: Go to bed, please.
Kitten: But I don’t want to!
Mother Cat: That’s enough of that cattitude.