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Gifted Dog

Natalie: My dog knows math!
Skylyn: How can you tell?
Natalie: I asked him what 8 minus 8 is, and he said nothing!
Skylyn, Ohio
Why did the mom go to the Halloween party?
So she could dress up like a mummy.
Iva, Virginia
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Parrot.”
“Parrot who?”
“Parrot who?”
Sam, North Carolina
Why aren't ghosts good at fooling people?
You can see right through them.
Ashna, New York
Mom: Dinner’s ready! Oh, wait. We need glasses.
Eliana: I don’t need glasses. I already have a pair.
Eliana, New Jersey

Art by: Rich Powell

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