The Winking Lesson
Jimmy: I tried to give a goldfish a winking lesson today.
Sara: How did it go?
Jimmy: Not well. In the middle of the lesson, I remembered goldfish don't have eyelids.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away its credit card.
Alyse, North Carolina
“Nobel, so I just knocked.”
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more?