Jimmy: I tried to give a goldfish a winking lesson today. Sara: How did it go? Jimmy: Not well. In the middle of the lesson, I remembered goldfish don't have eyelids.
Abigail, Pennsylvania
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away its credit card.
Alyse, North Carolina
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Nobel.” “Nobel who?” “Nobel, so I just knocked.”
Sophie, California
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Natalie, Missouri
What belongs to you, but other people use it more?
