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The Winking Lesson

Jimmy: I tried to give a goldfish a winking lesson today.
Sara: How did it go?
Jimmy: Not well. In the middle of the lesson, I remembered goldfish don't have eyelids.
Abigail, Pennsylvania
How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away its credit card.
Alyse, North Carolina
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Nobel.”
“Nobel who?”
“Nobel, so I just knocked.”
Sophie, California
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Natalie, Missouri
What belongs to you, but other people use it more?
Your name.
Emma, Nevada

Art by: Rich Powell

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