Isabelle Who?
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Isabelle.”
“Isabelle who?”
“Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?”
Hayden, Ontario, Canada
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Bailey, Arkansas
Bob: Want to hear a joke about time travel?
Joe: Sure.
Bob: Actually, never mind. You didn’t like it.
Jonathan, Massachusetts
Neil: Did you hear that the clock was banned from the library?
Adrian: No, why?
Neil: Because it tocked too much.
Samiel, Georgia
What kind of shoes are a musician's favorite?
Flats.
Larkin, Texas