Laughing Atoms
Atom #1: I woke up this morning and couldn’t find one of my electrons.
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I’m positive.
David, New York
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where's popcorn?"
Nathan, New Mexico
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Broken pencil.”
“Broken pencil who?”
“Forget it. It’s pointless.”
Sam, Illinois
Anne: What does coincidence mean?
Becky: Funny, I was just going to ask you the same thing!
Joanna, California
Why don't cats ever need to go to the eye doctor?
Because they have purr-fect vision.
Noor, California
