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Lizard Laughs

What do lizards like to eat with their hamburgers?
French flies
What do lizards put on their kitchen floors?
Rep-tiles
What is a reptile’s favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz
When does a lizard say “quack”?
When he’s learning a new language.
What did the mom chameleon say to her nervous kid on the first day of school?
“Don’t worry, you’ll blend right in!”

Art by: Judith Moffatt

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