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Lots of Children

Jack: What do you call a monster with a lot of children?
Mike: I don’t know. What?
Jack: A momster!
Dylan, Virginia
How did the tooth fairy fix her wand?
She used toothpaste.
Gwendolynn, Maryland
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Butter.”
“Butter who?”
“Butter not keep the door open.
It’s cold outside.”
Adam, Pennsylvania
Server: How was your food?
Bear: Grrr-eat!
Sophie, Washington
What did the strawberry say when it was stuck in traffic?
“I’m jammed!”
Grace, South Dakota

Art by: Rich Powell

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