Vlad: Have you ever seen a medieval cow?
Bruce: No, I haven’t. Have you?
Vlad: Yes, it was legend-dairy!
What kind of burgers are served at the North Pole?
Isabella, Rhode Island
Jake: Why are you taking a ruler to bed with you?
Jane: To see how long I sleep.
Why did the rooster go to the doctor?
It had the cock-a-doodle-flu.
Chameleon #1: Sorry, do I know you?
Chameleon #2: I’m your friend, remember?
Chameleon #1: Oh, how you’ve changed!