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Melons in Love

Two melons were on a date. One melon said, “Honeydew you love me?”
And the other melon replied, “Yes, but we cantaloupe.”
Valerie, Tennessee
How does the man in the moon cut his mustache?
Eclipse it.
Mathilda, New York
Gwen: Do you think the tree I planted is growing well?
Aria: I think it’s pine. Oak not intended.
Gwen: Will you leaf me alone with the tree puns?
Aria, Washington
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Ashton, Illinois
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Pasture.”
“Pasture who?”
“It’s pasture bedtime, isn’t it?”
Zee, California

Art by: Joey Ellis

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