Melons in Love
Two melons were on a date. One melon said, “Honeydew you love me?”
And the other melon replied, “Yes, but we cantaloupe.”
How does the man in the moon cut his mustache?
Mathilda, New York
Gwen: Do you think the tree I planted is growing well?
Aria: I think it’s pine. Oak not intended.
Gwen: Will you leaf me alone with the tree puns?
What do lawyers wear to court?
“It’s pasture bedtime, isn’t it?”