Collector: I have a collection of nesting dolls. But I don’t really like them.
Collector: Because they are full of themselves!
Why did the phone get eyeglasses?
Because it lost all its contacts.
“My key is stuck in the lock. Can you let me in?”
Nava, New Jersey
How do you make fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
Liam: Have you ever been to a crank factory?
Paul: No. I think the workers would be too cranky.
Liam, New York