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Nesting Dolls

Collector: I have a collection of nesting dolls. But I don’t really like them.
Gabrielle: Why?
Collector: Because they are full of themselves!
Gabrielle, Iowa
Why did the phone get eyeglasses?
Because it lost all its contacts.
Suzanna, California
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Mikey.”
“Mikey who?”
“My key is stuck in the lock. Can you let me in?”
Nava, New Jersey
How do you make fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
Emily, Virginia
Liam: Have you ever been to a crank factory?
Paul: No. I think the workers would be too cranky.
Liam, New York

Art by: Rich Powell

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