Grace: Have you heard the joke about the squirrel?
Jack: No. Is it good?
Grace: It’s really nutty!
What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?
Jake: How old were you on your last birthday?
Jake: How old will you be on your next birthday?
Jake: That’s not possible.
Sam: Yes it is. I turned eight today!
Student: Are otters bigger than seals?
Teacher: No, it’s the otter way around.
What gets wetter the more it dries?