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Nutty Squirrels

Grace: Have you heard the joke about the squirrel?
Jack: No. Is it good?
Grace: It’s really nutty!
Grace, Ohio
What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?
Sep-TIMBER.
Logan, Texas
Jake: How old were you on your last birthday?
Sam: Seven.
Jake: How old will you be on your next birthday?
Sam: Nine.
Jake: That’s not possible.
Sam: Yes it is. I turned eight today!
Jake, Wisconsin
Student: Are otters bigger than seals?
Teacher: No, it’s the otter way around.
Holly, Nebraska
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
Wes, Wisconsin

Art by: Rich Powell

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