Grace: Have you heard the joke about the squirrel? Jack: No. Is it good? Grace: It’s really nutty!
Grace, Ohio
What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?
Sep-TIMBER.
Logan, Texas
Jake: How old were you on your last birthday? Sam: Seven. Jake: How old will you be on your next birthday? Sam: Nine. Jake: That’s not possible. Sam: Yes it is. I turned eight today!
Jake, Wisconsin
Student: Are otters bigger than seals? Teacher: No, it’s the otter way around.