Peanuts Are Preferred
“No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.”
Marlene, Ontario, Canada
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other leg, they would fall over!
Liz: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Liz: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What is a horse’s favorite state?
Charlotte, New Jersey
TV #1: You look upset. What’s the matter?
TV #2: I always feel like someone’s watching me!