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Peanuts Are Preferred

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash who?”
“No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.”
Marlene, Ontario, Canada
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other leg, they would fall over!
Madi, Georgia
Liz: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Josh: Sure.
Liz: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Kai, Texas
What is a horse’s favorite state?
Maine.
Charlotte, New Jersey
TV #1: You look upset. What’s the matter?
TV #2: I always feel like someone’s watching me!
Alexander, Georgia

Art by: Rich Powell

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