Pigs on Vacation
Farmer: Hey! Where are our pigs?
Farmer’s son: I think they’re on vacation.
Farmer’s son: New Ham-pshire, of course.
What is the king of school supplies?
“Harris knotted. Please help me comb it.”
Where does spaghetti go to dance?
Eva: Some people say palm trees aren’t real trees because they don’t have real bark.
Sorelle: Really? Did you know that a dog isn’t a tree even though it has a bark?
Eva and Sorelle, California