Stephen: I had a dream and I don’t know what it means. Grace: What was it about? Stephen: There was a door with a sign on it, and no matter how hard I pushed, it wouldn’t open. Grace: What did the sign say? Stephen: “Pull.”
What do you call two birds in love?
Doctor: How are you feeling? Doughnut: Well, kind of empty. Doctor: Hmm, that’s unusual. You’re a Boston cream!
Dangling Earring #1: Want to go to the movies? Dangling Earring #2: No thanks. Let’s just hang around.