Scratched by a Tree
Liam: How did you get that scratch?
Sampson: See that tree branch?
Liam: Yeah.
Sampson: Well, I didn’t.
Gus, Montana
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Lisa, Missouri
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Police.”
“Police who?”
“Police pass the salt.”
Adela, North Carolina
Where do french fries go on vacation?
Greece.
Madison, Illinois
What do you call it when sandwiches fall down a mountain?
An avalunch.
Eston, Rhode Island
