Scratched by a Tree
Liam: How did you get that scratch?
Sampson: See that tree branch?
Sampson: Well, I didn’t.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
“Police pass the salt.”
Adela, North Carolina
Where do french fries go on vacation?
What do you call it when sandwiches fall down a mountain?
Eston, Rhode Island