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Te-ruff-ic Jokes

Ted: Does your dog have a license?
Ned: No, he’s not old enough to drive.
Billy: What’s your dog’s name?
Lily: Ginger.
Billy: Does Ginger bite?
Lily: No, but Ginger snaps.
Chloe: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Zoe: Because contacts bother his eyes.
Blake: What kind of dog is that?
Jake: She’s a police dog.
Blake: She doesn’t look like a police dog.
Jake: That’s because she’s an undercover agent.
Man: Do you have any dogs going cheap?
Shelter worker: No, sir. All of our dogs go "woof."

Art by: Macky Pamintuan

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