The Kitten and the Dragon
Kitten: I saw a dragon today.
Cat: You’ve got to be kitten me!
Maddie, Oregon
What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sourpuss.
Danielle, Michigan
Mom: I will draw you a bath.
Daughter: OK, thanks. I’ll get you a pencil and paper.
Brooklynn, Michigan
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Justin.”
“Justin who?”
“Just in the neighborhood. Thought I would stop by.”
Ike, Pennsylvania
What kind of mail do you want to read on a hot day?
Fan mail.
Hayden, Indiana
