The Kitten and the Dragon
Kitten: I saw a dragon today.
Cat: You’ve got to be kitten me!
What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
Mom: I will draw you a bath.
Daughter: OK, thanks. I’ll get you a pencil and paper.
“Just in the neighborhood. Thought I would stop by.”
What kind of mail do you want to read on a hot day?