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The Toasted Pencil

Mom: Son, please pick up the pencil.
Son: Oh boy. This thing is toast.
Sister: No, it’s not. It’s a pencil!
Tian, Iowa
Why did the apple go to the gym?
To work on its core.
Harmony, Washington
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Justin who?”
“Justin time for dinner!”
Saige, Ohio
Student: Why do you wear sunglasses to school?
Teacher: Because my students are so bright!
Liana, California
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock.
Adrienne and Alaina DeMeyer, Indiana

Art by: Rich Powell

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