The Toasted Pencil
Mom: Son, please pick up the pencil.
Son: Oh boy. This thing is toast.
Sister: No, it’s not. It’s a pencil!
Why did the apple go to the gym?
To work on its core.
“Justin time for dinner!”
Student: Why do you wear sunglasses to school?
Teacher: Because my students are so bright!
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock.
Adrienne and Alaina DeMeyer, Indiana