Paige: Have you heard the joke about the spy? Ava: No, tell me. Paige: Sorry, I can’t. It’s top secret.
Libby, Virginia
Which baseball player holds the lemonade?
The pitcher.
Ava, New York
George: A man came to my house asking for donations for the town swimming pool. Brian: Did you give him anything? George: Yes, I gave him one glass of water.
Aaron, North Carolina
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Taco.” “Taco who?” “Could you taco little louder? I can’t hear you.”