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Top Secret Jokes

Paige: Have you heard the joke about the spy?
Ava: No, tell me.
Paige: Sorry, I can’t. It’s top secret.
Libby, Virginia
Which baseball player holds the lemonade?
The pitcher.
Ava, New York
George: A man came to my house asking for donations for the town swimming pool.
Brian: Did you give him anything?
George: Yes, I gave him one glass of water.
Aaron, North Carolina
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Taco.”
“Taco who?”
“Could you taco little louder? I can’t hear you.”
Caleb, Pennsylvania
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
You unplug it.
Rebekah, Illinois

Art by: Rich Powell

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