Top Secret Jokes
Paige: Have you heard the joke about the spy?
Ava: No, tell me.
Paige: Sorry, I can’t. It’s top secret.
Which baseball player holds the lemonade?
Ava, New York
George: A man came to my house asking for donations for the town swimming pool.
Brian: Did you give him anything?
George: Yes, I gave him one glass of water.
Aaron, North Carolina
“Could you taco little louder? I can’t hear you.”
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
You unplug it.