“This is a dog license. I need your driver’s license.”
What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m changing.”
Three guys were driving to the park. As they got closer, they saw a sign that said, “Park Left.” “Too bad,” they said, and turned around to go back home.
A bus driver was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. Officer Wheeler stopped the bus and said to the driver, “Don’t you see that one-way sign?” The bus driver replied, “But, Officer, I am going only one way!”
Why are police officers the strongest people in the world?
