TYLER: I just flew in from Philadelphia.
DYLAN: Wow! Your arms must be tired.
Ten copycats were on a boat. Five jumped off. How many were left?
None. They were copycats.
TRAVELER: I’d like a room and a bath.
CLERK: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to take your own bath.
A man walks into a railroad station and asks the ticket agent, “May I have a round-trip ticket, please?”
The ticket agent asks, “Where to?”
The man answers, “Back here again, of course!”
What kind of car does an oyster drive?