Chilly Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one's better than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice floe. Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold water—please pull me out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.