Doggie Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen over to pet the dog.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze a good dog?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense has a hole in it—that’s how our dog got loose.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could get a puppy!
