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Food Funnies

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
There's muffin the matter with me. I'm doing fine!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pickle.
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower to give to your mother.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your pants is a bad idea.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape to see you again!

Art by: David Coulson

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