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Fun Food Knock-Knock Jokes

KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas to meet you.
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Potatoes.
Potatoes who?
Potatoes don't have a last name, silly!
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Ice-cream soda.
Ice-cream soda who?
ICE-SCREAM SODA WHOLE WORLD CAN HEAR ME!
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
There's muffin the matter with me. I'm doing fine!
KNOCK-KNOCK
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella—it looks like rain.

Art by: David Coulson

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