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Knock-Knock Food Jokes

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
It's waffle that you still haven't opened the door!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than you think.
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Don't you carrot all about me?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple on the door but it won't open.

Art by: David Coulson

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